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jinx—removing:

nvrhppy:

honeybeys:

Pumpkin carving game strong

how the fuck

just won the internet 
Oct 21, 2014 / 25,384 notes

jinx—removing:

nvrhppy:

honeybeys:

Pumpkin carving game strong

how the fuck

just won the internet 

Oct 21, 2014 / 72,342 notes

fagome:

nyooms:

CATCHING FIRE IN LIKE 3 MONTHS

u may want to consider an extinguisher

(via shoutitoutyeahstyles)

Oct 21, 2014 / 18,045 notes

harrysrogue:

things 1d need to do:

  • get rid of that old logo
  • go on jimmy fallon
  • go on chatty man again
  • do a bbc r1 live lounge

(via nialllhoran)

Oct 21, 2014 / 208,079 notes

pizza:

i always change my mind about everything except the password i have been using since i was 10

(via journeyofmylife11)

Oct 21, 2014 / 562,612 notes
Oct 21, 2014 / 91,410 notes

My Dad's response to his white co-workers making fun of his accent

  • White Co-Worker: That's not how you say it.
  • My Dad: But you knew what I meant so why do you have to make a big deal out of it.
  • White Co-Worker: Aww come on man, it's funny, lighten up will yah Nestor?
  • My Dad: You know I speak 5 languages, right? How many can you speak?
  • White Co-Worker: Just English
  • My Dad: Tell me something. What does a cow say?
  • White Co-Worker: Moo?
  • My Dad: That's right, the cows in my country say that too. You know why? They can only speak one language *walks away*
  • White Co-Worker: *sheds white tears*
panducky:

How Jess hits on guys
Oct 21, 2014 / 76,751 notes

panducky:

How Jess hits on guys

(via ifonlyigaveafuckwhatyouthink)

Oct 21, 2014 / 3,291 notes

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Oct 20, 2014 / 1,073 notes

vanillacts:

The Record Breaker: Peyton Manning breaks the all time NFL record with 509 career TD passes on this 8 yd pass to Demaryius Thomas.

(via theyslayedthedragon)

Oct 20, 2014 / 140 notes